The XD Report
Situation Room Shopping
Curated Supplies for Outbreak Preparedness
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DTAF (Don't Trust A Fart) Advisory Active — High Demand
Situation Room Shopping is a curated guide. Products ship from third-party retailers. Prices and availability subject to change. Stock up before it hits your state.
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Bathroom Essentials
- Premium toilet paper (bulk)
- Flushable wet wipes
- Portable bidet bottles
- Disposable seat covers
- Adult incontinence products
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Hydration & Recovery
- Pedialyte AdvancedCare
- Electrolyte powder packets
- Probiotic supplements
- BRAT diet starter pack (Bananas, Rice, Applesauce, Toast)
- Ginger tea for nausea
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Sanitization
- Bleach-based bathroom cleaner
- Disinfecting wipes
- Hand sanitizer (bulk)
- Disposable gloves (100ct)
- Biohazard disposal bags
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Comfort & Relief
- Pepto-Bismol
- Anti-chafing cream
- Sitz bath salts
- Heating pad
- Soft, dark-colored sweatpants
Fast Shipping
Expedited delivery available to DTAF (Don't Trust A Fart) states
Discreet Packaging
Plain brown boxes. No one will know.
XD Report Curated
Every product hand-picked by our outbreak team