XD Report Explosive Diarrhea logo with vintage diving helmet, dynamite, and weathered western-style design elements
XD Report Explosive Diarrhea logo with vintage diving helmet, dynamite, and weathered western-style design elements

Explosive Diarrhea Kit

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T-Sharts, Sweatsharts & Brown Cappin'

Wear the warning.

Currently Sold Out. Click any T-Shart, Sweatshart or Brown Cappin' to join the Clinch Tight & Wait List — more back in stock soon.

CODE BROWN brown t-shirt with biohazard symbol and warning label displayed on clothing rack with folded shirts
Brown t-shirt with Stay Calm and Clinch text and crown logo on display with matching shirts on shelves behindTan t-shirt with got explosive diarrhea? text displayed on retail shelving with similar stacked shirtsBrown t-shirt displayed on shelf with text reading Explosive Diarrhea? ME TOO MOVEMENT priced at $24.99Brown t-shirt with humorous text IM ON A NEED-TO-GO BASIS and toilet illustration, displayed on hangerBeige t-shirt with I Survived The Great Brownout of 26 text and graphic of large wave over cityscapeBlack t-shirt with tan and gold text reading Zero to Bathroom in 3.2 Seconds, featuring a speedometer graphic design

Blowchella Merch

Three Blowchella merchandise items displayed: brown t-shirt, cream sleeveless tank top, and brown hoodie with vintage-style text branding and decorative elements
Man wearing Make America Regular Again cap and Blowchella graphic t-shirt at an outdoor festival with crowd and tent in background
Back of person wearing Bowiechella festival t-shirt with concert lineup and artist names printed on cream-colored shirt
Group of friends celebrating at Blowchella music festival, wearing Blowchella shirts and making rock gestures with muddy faces

Brown Cappin'

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Stack of brown baseball caps with Make America Regular Again text printed on them, arranged on a bathroom toilet.